Identity theft was once a serious problem.  Thousands of people around the world had their identification stolen and were forced to pay large debts created by others.  Up until now, law enforcement agencies and the general public have viewed this situation as chaotic.  But here at A New Identity, Inc., we feel differently.  If someone really wants your identity, good!  Let them have it.  We can get an even better one for you.  Why bother with credit card debt, car loans, and home mortgages when you can leave them all behind?  All you need to do is complete our free evaluation form, tell us a little bit about yourself now, and who you would like to become in the future.  We'll analyze your information, determine the best identity for you, and send you a confirmation profile of the new you.  Your identity will come complete with all necessary proof of existence, and cross-referenced by local and federal authorities.  Once you accept your new identity, you may begin to enjoy the new you.